John McCain Will Take Your Babies
October 16th, 2008Unless it was a very bad dream, in the debate last night I heard Republican presidential candidate McCain say he and his wife Cindy would adopt America’s unwanted babies. There was a smirky odd smile following the remark, but I think he meant it. So far, I’ve been unable to find this quote in newspapers or the internet today so maybe it’s one of those things I dreamed and thought I heard. I did drink almost a whole quart of grapefruit juice yesterday.
McCain’s pledge followed a discussion of Roe v. Wade and seems to be McCain’s solution to the abortion issue. I for one am relieved that I won’t be seeing any more pro-choice bumper stickers in the world. No more angry assaults on distraught women at Planned Parenthood. No more bombs or little fetus babies in jars passed in Home Ec. I am also relieved to finally have a solution to such a serious issue. Thank you, Senator McCain, your ideas make me feel safer. I certainly don’t want to worry my pretty little head about this stuff.
I have a couple of questions about how all these babies will fit in only 7 houses though I guess the houses are fairly large. I suppose also with McCain and Cindy being so busy taking care of babies, they won’t have much time for running the country. I say we might want to elect that other guy.
But, I have heard from reliable sources to invest your money in baby spittle. It’s being touted as our new alternative fuel source. So don’t panic and don’t worry. Remember this: For every problem, our elected officials have a solution.
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